I'm Training To Ruin A Marathon
pica:
“Now, I know what you’re thinking. Sure, everyone would like to ruin a marathon, but who among us has the discipline and energy to get up at the crack of dawn morning after morning, through rain, sleet, and snow, and practice handing out cups of vinegar to the frontrunners?
“Also—and I can’t stress this enough—it’s very important to stretch properly before and after yelling derogatory remarks at Kenyans. You don’t want your legs cramping up on the way to the escape route.”
OMFG, this is so hilarious!!
I’ve already ru(i)ned one marathon. My right leg muscles just cramped up half way through. I still managed to finish ruin the race though.
Next time, I’ll try handing vinegar to the contestants. ;-)
